07 May 2009

'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

Say Say Say
Through the years/I can’t just stand in here/my taste in furniture/you know I’m crying ooh ooh ooh

Compared to Paul’s enunciation and proper use of English, Michael sounds like a babbling street lunatic.


Beat It
Show them how fucking strong is your fight/it doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right

Before Michael went completely insane this seemed much for a PG pop idol.


Bennie and the Jets
She’s got electric boobs/her mom has two/you know I read it in a magazine

Almost everybody I’ve spoken with on this subject heard the same thing.


Tiny Dancer
Hold me close atomic dancer/count the head lice on the hiway/lay me down and sheep some lemon

Some of Taupin’s lyrics can be a little obtuse and John rarely enunciates clearly.

8 comments:

  1. I always thought it was Orion.

    This one's too dated to be plausible any more, but I always get a giggle out of,
    "Hold me closer Tony Danza."

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  2. It wasn't until I heard a cover that I clearly heard "looking for the answer in her eyes".

    I think dying/Orion is a better rhyme.

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  3. If you promise not to google this, I give you the right to impress me. Name the song, the writer and singer of the following:

    All the money's gone, nowhere to go
    Any jobber got the sack
    Monday morning, turning back
    Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go

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  4. Easy. It's Release Me by Eddie Miller, sung by Engelbert Humperdinck.

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  5. They call me mellow yellow
    Why try tea

    I got two chicks and a pair of dice

    I'm goin back one day
    Come what may
    To babalu

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  6. Play piano well doesn't sound anything like tres bien ensemble.

    I heard electric boobs too.

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  7. I can see Linda Ronstadt covering a Ricky Ricardo song.

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  8. FYI: It's called Mondegreen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

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