How to Marry Me

You have to be a man. I like men despite rumours to the contrary, some of which I may have started. I am the first to admit that women are better at certain things than men. I’ve no wish to be too graphic but most of them involve soft moist tongues on dripping wet labia. Bless men for trying, but women do it better. But I prefer boy parts to girl parts overall. Rubbing your vulva against mine does nothing for me. But if you have a penis then I can probably think of a few things to do with it.