27 January 2010

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

The highlight of the trip as far as shows we had to pay to see rather than those involving us was George Carlin. This was when he was working in Las Vegas regularly and before he got fired for yelling at an audience while pissed. We stayed at the brand new Bellagio and everybody else wanted to see the Cirque du Soleil show. I wanted to see George. I’ve nothing against French mimes dancing in water per se but George Carlin was a very funny man.

Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He’d say I’m going upstairs to fuck your grandmother. He was an honest man and he wasn’t going to bullshit a four-year-old.



Pictures by Cindy





Another thing I’m getting tired of is when after six policemen stick a floor lamp up some black guy’s ass the police department announces they’re going to have sensitivity training. If you need special training to be told not to jam a large cumbersome object up someone else’s asshole maybe you’re too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place.

7 comments:

Bill said...

I spent about two hours in Vegas last week which was all I felt I needed. Who needs casinos when they have pokies right there in the airport? Seen one poker machine, seen 'em all. Just so I could say I had, I put two dollars in and took five dollars out, which means I can honestly say I beat Vegas with a 150% return.

Alissa Grosso said...

I've never been to Vegas, but from what I hear it is something of an adult amusement park. Perhaps one of these days.

By the way George Carlin was great. One of my early jobs I worked at an event venue and got to get paid to see George Carlin a couple of times. Well, I did have to take tickets, but other than that it wasn't much like real work.

Mia said...

Las Vegas is a great place to relieve stress and act like a hedonist but not much if you're looking for history and culture.

Most people seem to treat it as a weekend holiday. Anything beyond 2 or 3 days is excessive.

Sasha said...

You know I am always piqued when you display photos of yourself. But it is most unfair to discuss so many topless activities during your holiday and display only clothes photos. You say you were in this topless revue with exposed tuchas but these photos are all with clothes. However I appreciate no 2. A very lucky sweeper.

Mia said...

I saw a topless revue. I wasn't in it. Tuchas and tits aren't the same. Tuchas is žópa.

MagicAlex said...

I have examined your legs in the above thoroughly (doing my civic duty) and I cannot detect any scars or even blemish.

Mia said...

There are 2 possible reasons for this. The pictures are small low resolution. And they were taken before the accident.