29 April 2012

Back In the Sunshine Again

What have I missed while I was offline? The civil war in Syria is still going strong. Sudan and South Sudan are still fighting each other. American politicians are still campaigning for an election that is seven months away. African politicians are still taking more wives. Asian politicians are still resigning in disgrace. The world’s economy is still suffering from the consequences of people acting as if their actions have no consequences.

They changed this whole Blogger thing again. I don’t like it.




One of the unsung victims of this offline leave is this poor blog. It will never be a top priority in my life but I have not reached the point where I only post once a month. At least not yet.

01 April 2012

Bell of the Ball

While the aliens round up humans to be their slaves they have Stanley invent a device that allows them to communicate in English, even though more people on the planet speak Chinese. They make the humans destroy everything that makes a loud metallic noise since that is the only sound that can harm the aliens. When all the toys, whistles and phones have been destroyed the aliens take off their protective helmets and settle in for a long conquest.