Chinese dogs bark funny and are bullies to their neighbour dogs. And there are simply too many of them. But they make good kibble and they all know kung fu.
American dogs are loud and complain too much whenever they visit another dog’s territory. They are too lazy to step away from the TV but want to control the world.
Jewish dogs control the world’s supply of bones and they all have large snouts. And they never share with any goy dogs.
Muslim dogs will bite you. Count on it. They think if they bite you they will be rewarded with 72 bitches in Valhowla.
Gay dogs love shopping and wearing girl collars. All of them will try to hump your leg. But they can pick out the best doggie sweaters and can help you decorate your doghouse.
Lesbian dogs love welding and wearing boy collars. All of them hate male dogs. But they are fun to watch when they get oiled up and lick each other’s tails.
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Spot on.
That's classic in a LOL kinda way and sadly true.
They're good at tech support if you collar goes offline! Genius!
This is funny but why is Japan dog with a tiny penis? Japan dogs are large size dogs. China dogs are tiny.
Japanese dogs have tiny penises for the same reason as Chinese dogs. And you know it's true about Chinese dogs.
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