01 April 2012
Bell of the Ball
While the aliens round up humans to be their slaves they have Stanley invent a device that allows them to communicate in English, even though more people on the planet speak Chinese. They make the humans destroy everything that makes a loud metallic noise since that is the only sound that can harm the aliens. When all the toys, whistles and phones have been destroyed the aliens take off their protective helmets and settle in for a long conquest.
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T h a n k s ! That vvas fun and funny.
I would say you bought a cat or a dog. Cat or dog stores sells balls with bells inside of them so that animals could play with them. Some squeak as well.
You have written a funny story, but I would try to the get the apartment back.
cheers.
Nice read, had me smiling. Reminded me of that line in the movie "Airplane" - "....don't call me Shirley".
We have yet to make any decisions on the pet situation. I take full credit for coming up with the ball idea. Unless it's in a movie. Then it was an homage.
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