01 June 2009

Auto Erratic Asphyxiation

American car makers are criticised for making large trucks that nobody wants to buy. If that is true then why have so many people bought them? Have you ever seen an American parkade? They are an SUV wasteland. Somebody is buying them. They were not fuel efficient when they were fashionable so there is little point complaining that they are not fuel efficient now.


By American

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

asphyxiophilia might manifest itself in strange behaviors. I myself for example have just bought a jeep.(2001 Grand Cherokee, Limited) I might want to climb the side of a mountain one day. Just knowing that I can is important to we penis bearers.

Anonymous said...

You sound like Michael Moore, except slimmer. He writes today on his blog....The only way to save GM is to kill GM. S

Mia said...

Michael Moore's opinions of the auto industry are based on being from Michigan. Mine are based on the fact that it's just another industry, not the one and only.

I've never had a penis directly but climbing mountains is important to me too.

Anonymous said...

I personally think the kung fu guy was murdered. Dangerous city Bangkok.

Mia said...

I felt completely safe walking the dark alleys of Bangkok in the middle of the night. There are things you can do in East Asia you wouldn't dare in the "civilised" world.

Sasha said...

You don't need a sports car, I have enough penis for the both of us.

Mia said...

When I go to Subway I get the 6 inch, not the bite sized.

MagicAlex said...

Ouch. Dude, you just said he can't measure up to a 6". What's an American parkade?

The gov't doesn't blink when giving billions to GM and Wall St, but you think they'd ever give nearly that much to schools or hospitals?

Mia said...

Throwing money at schools without changing anything won't make them better, just as it won't improve GM cars.

A parkade is what Americans call a parking lot.